Ho ho ho

looking for a new beginning! - w4m - 21 (Texarkana)

looking for a new beginning! - w4m - 21 (Texarkana)looking for a new beginning! - w4m - 21 (Texarkana)This is all new to me...but willing to give it a shot! Howdy Craigslist does anyone read this part?, A little about me.... altruistic and outgoing I would love to get to know a guy then meet up for some drinks I live alone with my cat What I am looking for is a guy who is very funny and passionate.
I love to laugh so any comedians come holla at me.


money, cash, hoes? I like.

What the french toast? - 30 (Texarkana)

Hi there! Well....it has been a VERY long time since I have tried online dating!! Hi Guys I am new to this

I am kind and considerate. I have been single for 2 years now. I have 2 children that are with me part time, I am seeking a man that is caring and openminded. Send me a message tell me about yourself. I am always willing to chat.

where's the after pic?

Anyone Want To Hook Up Tonight??? - 26 (CONCORD)

Hi I am blonde 5'6 110 lbs, hazel eyes. i have a A cup. Petite and pretty. I am looking for a friend to hang with possiblly more... please be under 140 lbs, a race doesnt matter. and please and honest.
You must be over 18 and under 32
Please reply with a pic
I wish I was a lesbian (sigh)

Bună! Romanian Girl 4 American - 21 (richmond / seacliff)

Hello! I'm an international student from Romania and I would love to meet a nice guy for maybe coffee or drinks? I have been in American a few months already but I've been so busy I've not had much time to go out. My friends back in Romania keep on asking me if I've dated any cute American boys but I never have anything to tell them! I've only dated Romanian guys before so I'm very curious what men in this country are like. I'm 170 cm (5 foot and 7 inches) and 54 kg (I think that is around 120 American pounds?) If you respond maybe we can exchange pictures? I would very much like to hear from you! Thanks!

Oh I am going out groceries shopping so if I do not respond quickly that is why. =)

sounds like a scam, but no tattletale spelling errors....

Can't let only the women have fun

As much as I love trashing women, I can't forget about the guys. Bros before hoes.

looking for a fun tour guide - 39

hello ladies, im going to be in wasshington for 3 weeks.

never knew you could actually write with a speech impediment

looking for a friend to show me the great place that Washington is....

because the only other thing that women get off on more than being a tour guide is washing dishes in the kitchen

Im single and im here for work. would like to maybee go out on the weekends, or dinner.

it's back! the speech imppediment


his black SUV with tinted windows seems roomy enough for two with lots of space to stash a few extra bodies he might come across. Three weeks is a long time.

Sought Onion Booty ( .!. ) Girl - 28 (Gaithersburg)

I am looking for an honest, caring, respectful, Curvilicious and Bustylicious cutie with a booty.
words sound so romantic with licious as a suffix

You: 25-30 years old, Educated, Classy, Curvy, Busty ( . )( . ), Open-minded, and proud of your Onion BOOTY!
because looking like a sex bomb really lowers your self-esteem

Me: I am 28 years old, 5'7", Educated, Laid back, Witty, Mature, and Romantic.
with emphasis on witty, mature and romantic, hence the appropriate picture below

CAN ME AND YOU GO OUT? (WALDORF)

I WOULD LOVE THAT WHAT ABOUT YOU

he doesn't judge, he only accepts

Mindless, Aggressive, Abusive - 30 (Gaithersburg)

Title describes me to the core. What I am looking for is to abuse you and while having mindless and aggressive sex with you. I am very controlling and dominant and like submissive girls and absolutely lust after the ones who are a challenge and need to be controlled. Not interested in your race, marital status or appearance. Just be a non smoker and somewhat around my age and over 18. Lets talk on how can we use you...

at least he's honest

Drunk and Horny on Friday Nights

Is why you look up craigslist personals. Here are some of my favorites.

Hot, Good girl looking - 25

I am looking for a nice outgoing guy that have a good paying job for my friend. My friend is hot, smart, and fun. she is a full time student with a 3.8 and higher G.P.A.
She love going to the movie, going out to eat and doing new things. she is down to earth with a roll with the flow kind of living. I will like to find her some one responsible and fun.

Which begs the question, when did craigslist allow people to post in Braille?

ISO Bright, Sincere Cutie w/Herpes

<no pics but you can already tell she's an honest person>

I'm (black female) looking for a younger totally SINGLE man who desires an older woman (50+)
You are Relationship Minded, genuinely and have the time to lay the foundation for a great friendship.

**Perhaps, you have Hsv2 (herpes) and want a great relationship in spite of it.
**Maybe, you are a single dad and the ladies are not appreciative of it. (As long as they are not bae-bae's kids)
You are not limited to age; race; national origin?

Deal Breakers listed at the end.

Even she has standards...

Slender, toned.......but 'Not muscular; clean-cut; but no angel........Patient, possess conversational skills
and Manners (that you use).
34-40, caring man who likes himself and is seeking something meaningful; but not marriage.

but that doesn't mean she doesn't care-

We are open-minded, tolerant and still have some growing to do. (I'm working on my limited view of Illegal Immigration).
What are you struggling with? LOL.

I need love (SBM to love me)

I want something serious and long term that leads to marriage and a family. I figured I would make a list of my perfect guy and see what the cat drags in.

* black (darkskinned, lightskinned, mixed, etc just a preference)

*between 23 and 32 ( big gap right?)

*has a decent job (I know, how dare this gold digger. But no, really, I want something long term, like marriage, so my man has to be able to provide WITH me)

*Must like kids (I have one child already and would love more)

*funny (If you can make me laugh on a bad day, you are perfect to me)

*Manly (I do not like pretty boys. I love laid-back, easy going men. Love men that knows how to be a man.)

*Old Fashioned (Do you hold open doors? yes mam and sir to the elderly? pay for dates? then PLEASE EMAIL NOW)

*Drive (I don't drive, so it would suck if you don't either)

*Romantic ( Flowers out the blue, kisses on the forehead and falling asleep with your arms around me is the best ever)

*Loyal (Cheaters I can not deal with. I want to be the one and only.)

*Cute ( Not sure how to explain this. But, if no one has called you cute within a month, most likely, you would not meet this criteria)

* Serious (I am not wanting to date around and you shouldn't either. I want marriage, children, love and everything else.)

*Sexual (ummmm this goes back to manly. Be able to take charge and enjoy sex, but that does not mean I want a crazy psycho that will tie me down to the bed and leave me there for days, or talk about sex 24/7)

After all the demands are met, she will release the hostages. What red-blooded straight male doesn't get hard from this picture?

SINGLE WHITE ARMY MEN.. - w4m - 30 (Walter Reed AMC)

Where's all the HOT ASS SOLDIERS/ WOUNDED WARRIORS??? OR ANY MILITARY MEN IN THIS AREA...
you live near Walter Reed and you are asking this question?

I am a 30 year old SWF searching for a SWM
in Russia, I can be ordered through the post office

I am 5ft5 have brown hair gorgeous blue eyes and a nice rack..
rack, a foreign concept to soldiers returning from banging Asian prostitutes in Korea

Ultimately, I want to develop a friendship leading to more...
cock

So, whats the worst that comes out of this? you meet a new friend? What do you have to loose???
the ability to speltl

PLEASE TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOU WHEN RESPONDING....YOUR PIC GETS MINE!!!!
I AM NOT DESPERATE THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!!!!!

P.S. THANKS FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY!!!